May 2013
8 posts
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pyrexvisean:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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damngruchy:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
April 2013
21 posts
twitturds:
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
lavendir:
what she says: im fine
what she really means: 你的父母是表兄妹
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oh lord. my mom made a pie out of KFC leftovers from last night. it was beautiful
portablemiah:
dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude
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March 2013
37 posts
dumbscar:
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
phaserburn:
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
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